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George Michael Unimpressed With Madonna’s New Music – Join The Crowd

George Michael Unimpressed With Madonna's New Music - Join The Crowd

George Michael Unimpressed With Madonna's New Music - Join The Crowd

George Michael joins such celebs as Elton John, David Furnish, and TMZ’s Harvey Levin in being unimpressed with Madonna and her new music. Interestingly, all of the above critics are openly gay and perhaps have grown tired of Madonna’s ingenuous attempts to appeal to the gay community. I mean all Madonna cares about is success – she is the ultimate famewhore. Madonna previewed her comeback track ‘Give Me All Your Lovin’ on Friday and although George liked the video – which features a cheerleader theme inspired by the singer’s Super Bowl XLVI Half Time appearance – he has put down the song itself.

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George wrote on twitter:  “Just saw the Madonna video, she looks great. as for the song, err….don’t really think I should comment. Heheheh ….”  “Still, us gayboyz will probably fall for it again. We never learn :) According to her brother, she’s not very fond of having us around anymore”

“Hopefully that’s bull***t, family feud kinda thing (he’s gay).”

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Referring to the track ‘Gang Bang’ and the title of the album, ‘MDNA’ – which is similar to the name of drug MDMA – he added:  “I just checked the album track listing, and it’s soooooo directed at Boyztown. And by the sounds of it she’s turned over a new leaf!”  “She’s into gang banging, MDMA (supergay drug), etc. Who’d have guessed?”  “My goodness, where does she find the time?”

Amid reports Madonna is once again reaching out to her gay fan base, openly homosexual singer George posted a link to a remix of one of his own songs ‘Every Other Lover’, advising Madonna that she can take some tips from him.
After the link he wrote:

“Now THATS what I call gay madge! :) only hit the gay clubs so far…..the first george michael song to feature words that rhyme with clock! or , err….duck :)

“If the lyric sounds its pro drug, listen again, it was originally going to be the answer song to true faith. It’s the drug of choice trying to convince the addict to keep on keeping on, as it were. In other words, you’ll have to listen a bit harder than usual to a GM choon .”

George Michael Has Surprised His Doctors With How Fast He Recovered

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George-Michael-Recovered-Fast

George Michael who came close to death last year after battling the life-threatening illness pneumonia – was told by medics he is doing better than expected and George is so excited he has started writing songs again while on a holiday with boyfriend Fadi Fawaz.

He tweeted: “People, I’m excited … just finishing a ballad that I think is going to make you think my eighties self has been re-born!  Which I suppose it has in a way :) Even my tracheostomy scar is healing nicely in the sun, was looking a bit Bride of Chucky for a while.  Spoke to doctors before I came away and they told me my recovery is way quicker than can usually be expected so I’m happy as Larry. (sic)”

However, George, 48, is being careful not to overexert himself on holiday and passes the time when he is not writing songs by watching Fadi, 38, exercise.

He wrote on twitter: “Every day in every way I’m getting better and better. Or i just found somewhere comfy to lay down while Fadi worked out

“Somebody just walked up to us and we are officially the hottest gay couple on the planet… It’s true, the air conditioning here is s**t… (sic)”

George Michael Plans To Start Touring Again In September

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George Michael is hoping his voice will be in good enough condition for him to sing again in September.  George who came close to death last year after battling the life-threatening illness pneumonia – took to his twitter account during a holiday in the Southern Hemisphere with boyfriend Fadi Fawaz to reveal he is “slowly recovering” and has set a date for his recovery.

In a series of tweets, George – who was forced to cancel a number of dates of his ‘Symphonica’ European tour when he was struck by the illness last year – wrote: “Hi boyz n gelz, still enjoying a little time in the southern hemisphere, voice is slowly recovering, spent the afternoon writing in the sun.  realistically I can’t see my vocal cords being being ready till the summer, but then I have to think about people losing out if ….

“they are on their summer hols. So September seems the most likely. Sorry about that everyone. Rest assured I will use the time wisely…  As in… working on improving the show, mixing the live tracks, finishing brand new tracks! (sic)”.

The 48-year-old openly homosexual singer – who recently blasted a US Christian group who prayed for him to die – admitted his illness was a “b*****d thing” to deal with, but he has put it down to being “God’s little joke”.

He tweeted: “Pneumonia may have been a b*****d thing to go thru, but normally when I suffer you guys benefit somehow, don’t you think :)   That’s just how it goes in GM world. God’s little joke. Long may it continue :) (sic)”